Now they say lawyers can really talk up a lot of c*ck.
As in talkc*ck.
Talk c*ck = A Malaysian term that means saying bullsh*ts and making them sound real
In Cantonese, it is more known as "talk big", or "dai chek kong".
NOW, this syndrome, however, does NOT include everyone who is in law.
Just one or two...
From a glance through, he looks perfectly normal.
Smartly suited looking lawyer.
But wait 'til you read what I FOUND OUT from my housemate.
She asked me one day, if I ever known anyone with surname Kiang, who is a lawyer in Malacca.
I said no.
(And that's the freakin' truth.)
She asked again, "Are you sure???"
I replied very firmly again, "Yeah. Why is that?"
"He said he knows you...", she said.
I was like, "Ooookaaaay. I can't recall knowing anyone with such surname, or any lawyer from Malacca. Do you have a picture??"
And she showed me.
I looked at the picture, and I went, "Ohhhh...that's the time when I went to Malacca for a special appearance job!"
I smiled, shrugging it off, as it is a norm for me (and most models) to have photos taken with public.
She looked puzzled.
"Are you sure you don't know him at all??"
I was getting a little more confused by now...
"NO. Seriously. Why? WHO is this guy?"
"He said you're his ex girlfriend."
She blurted out.
I ALMOST DROPPED MY HEAD ONTO THE FLOOR WITH THIS.
"How can I be his ex-girlfriend when I don't even recall his face, name or anyone of such identity???"
"I don't know...that's what he told me. He wrote at his Facebook too.
He even said you guys were together for 6 months before you broke off."
She told me further, while showing me the his Facebook.
Trust me, if this one helluva "lawyer" is in front of me now, I would really, really LOVE to place my palms on his cheeks.
That's for having the cheeks to say such disgusting things!!!
What a BIG POOP of LIES!!!
So...with just one photo taken with a stranger, I became a "perk" for rich guys??
"Rich" guy like him who is a total stranger to me.
Whom, if I walked pass a hundred times a day, would still be a stranger to me.
Not that I can recall I have had any head concussions before, that made me lose memories with such "interesting" individual.
With mere seconds of a camera click, SUDDENLY, he has known me for a LONG time.
And his statement of "So humble and playful during dinner time with me"...
.....is vomit-inducing enough.
*face turns green*
Guys like him...are making me think twice to take pictures with guys.
I am VERY emotionally disturbed by what he did.